Someone calls you at 2 a.m in the morning and ask you
“are u sleeping?”
Ans: “no, I’m picking beans..”
When its raining and someone notices that you are going out and yet ask;
Are you going out in this rain?
Ans: no, in the next one
They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet;
Did u just have a bath?
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask;
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and get me!
Your husband comes home with a
bunch of flowers and you still ask him;
are those flowers?
Ans: no dear, they’re carrots!
You are in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and asks;
what are you doing here?
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!… Mumu
When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask;
are you sleeping??
Ans: No! I’m practising to die…